Adult Jokes in Hindi, Non Veg Jokes, | latest funny jokes

Adult Jokes in Hindi, Non Veg Jokes, | latest funny jokes

find the best collection of adult jokes in hindi, also best of non veg jokes . if you are looking for a non veg jokes, adult jokes in hindi, so right now you landed at a right place, here we sharing a daily non veg jokes, adult jokes in hindi, whats app funny jokes.

but one thing keep in mind never share this jokes with your family member, you can share with your close friends and some other people.

 

 

Teacher: “Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hai?”

Boys: “Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lgti Hai..!”

Teacher: “Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai?”

Girls: “Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage“

Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta.

Dost: Fer ki Hoya?

Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich.

Ladki wo chahiye..jo khana bana sake!

Chutiya to aaj kal har koi bana leti hai!

Majnu: Ai Khuda, Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kya Banai,
Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Rishwat Khayi?
Khuda: Na Mitti Kam Padi Na Rishwat Khayi,
Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Breast Bahar Aai.

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye.

Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai.

Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai: “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.”

Ladka Kahata Hai: “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li, Ye To Meri Ghadi Hai.“ 😀 😛 😛

Pyaar Ki Nishani?
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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

“Tajmahal Ke Baad India Mein Pyar Ki Bachi Dusri Badi Nishani Konsi Hai?”

Banta road se gujar raha tha,Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya,

Or phir jor se chillaya….Kamineee…Potty bhi aise karte hain jaise “Samosa” pada ho….

एक लड़की को दिनभर की ‘प्यास’ बुझाने के लिए क्या चाहिए
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बस दो वक्त की सेल्फी, टेढ़े-मेढ़े मुंह बनाकर.. 🙂

नई-नई शादी के बाद पति अपने घर की लाइट ठीक कर रहा था. तभी उसने अपनी बीवी को आवाज लगाईं.

पत्नी – क्या है ?

पति – जरा इधर तो आओ …

पत्नी- लो आ गई, अब बोलो ?

पति- ये दो तार हैं, जरा इनमे से कोई एक हाथ में पकड़ना

पत्नी- क्यों?

पति- अरे पकड़ तो सही एक बार

पत्नी- ये लो पकड़ लिया

पति- कुछ हुआ?

पत्नी- नहीं तो.

Pappu= Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.

Jeeto= Ye to achchi baat hai.

Pappu= Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi ‘O God…O God’…

She: Tum Clean Shave me acche lagte ho.
Me: Tum Bhi!
Pata nahi Kyon #Blocked kr diya…

Sir: Apne bachche ko tameez sikhao.

Santa: Kya hua sir?

Sir: Admition form me SEX waale column me isne likha hai- “kabhi kabhi”..

What’s the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ?

The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick.

Har panty mein ek raaz hota hai,
har bra utarneka ek andaz hota hai.
Jab tak maza na mile kele ka,
har ladki ko apne mosambi par naaz hota hai 

 

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