Best Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

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  • Ladkiii kaa maangetar mar gaya.

ladki rotte hui boli: abhi to mene kuchhh dekha bi nahi tha.

santa ne bola (hosssla dete huee): abhi thodi derrr me body ko nehlayenge tab dekh lenaaa.

  • Laddy: ekk shampoooo please.

Shopkeepper: kyaaa dhonaaaaa hai?

Laddy: kyaaa matlabb.  kyaa dhona haiiii…. baal dhoneee hai orh kya.

Shopkper: sirr ke baal dhoneee hai toh headdd and shoulderrrs. orh panty keee baaal dhoneee hai toh                                 panteneee lelo.

  • आज से 10 हजार साल बाद जब कंडोम के कुछ अवशेष जमीन के नीचे से मिलेंगे….
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    तो उस समय के लोग हमारी सभ्यता का नाम ‘महानचोदडों’ रखेंगे  ! 😉
  • Do Saheliyon Ne Apna S*x Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.
    Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.
    Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, “Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!” 😉 😛
  • ek raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,mager saas ne kuch na kaha,bhala kiun,kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiii
  • 1 sardr ne aag bujhane k liye phunk mari to uska PAAD nikal gaya,Dobara phunk mari Fir se PAAD nikal gaya,Sardr gusse me gand ghumakar bola“LE TU BUJHA LE”.

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  • Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
    “Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi” aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
  • Ek ladki ki bra par likha tha 93.5 RED FMSocho uski panty par kya likha hoga.
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    Bajaate Raho.
  • S*x ke baad aurton ke alag alag reactionCall girl : Chal nikal.Girl friend : Shaadi kab karoge.Padosan : Phir kab aaoge.

    Biwi : An 3-4 din mat bolna.

    Kaamwali Bai : Ab to pagaar badha do saab. 😉

  • Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.
    Boy Friend: That’s Good,
    Phir to hum condom ke bina s*x kar sakenge. :*
  • S*x kya hai;
    S*x ek kala hai, Jo kare uska bhala
    hai
    S*x ek bhavna hai, jisko pura kurne
    ki sabki kaamna hai
    S*x do atmaon kaa milan hai, sadiyo
    se jiska chalan hai
    S*x maja hai, Jo na kare uska jeevan
    ek saza hai
    S*x bhakti hai, jisme subki mukti hai
    S*x ek jaap hai, jisko na jupna
    mahapaap hai
    S*x amrut hai, poora jeevan jisse
    trupt hai – Dirty S*x
  • Paper Dene Or S*x Karne Ke Baad
    Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti
    Hai:Kitna Lamba Tha NaKash Thora
    Time Or Mil JataTooba Pehle Kitna
    Dar Lag Raha ThaPhir To Pata Hi
    Nahi Chala Kab Ho GayaUff Teen
    Ghante Tak To Meri Saans Hi Band
    Ho Gayi ThiAagay Ka To Theek Tha
    Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na. 😛 😉 😉
  • Pati bola: Good nite,patni : aise kaise good niteBand karo light,hathyar karo tight, lelo nipple ka bite,

    karlo pussy se fight,

    Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE!

    Tab hogi good night

  • Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
    rahi thi
    aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
    Madam boli: shor mat karo,
    dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
    mein seet lagwa dungi. 😉
  • Suhagrat ko Husband:
    kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
    Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi
    gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
    Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai.. 😛 😛
  • Girl: Baba mera Boyfrnd kab
    sudhrega?
    Baba: Use layi ho?
    Girl: Nahi wo Ghar par hai.
    Baba: Ok apni Bra utaro.
    Girl: Kyu?
    Baba: Uske Hatho ki lakeere dekhni
    hai. 😛 😉
  • Banta: Ek white colour ka condom
    dena.
    Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
    Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
    gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai 😛
  • hindi non veg jokes Jisss dinn ussse dil laaaga beethe.

Tanhaaai meee sukkkkun kiii maa chu*dwwa bethhhe.

Wo tohh so gaayi bc kisssi orh kee bistarpee.

Orh ham apnnnni hi jhattto meee aaggg laaaga beeethe. 😛

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