Best of Santa Banta Jokes – Latest Funny Jokes for WhatsApp

Santa Banta Jokes for Whatsapp :There Are Two People One is Santa and another is Banta, Both Make a Very Funny Jokes It’s called Santa Banta Jokes.  In this Post We Posting a Best of Santa Banta Jokes for WhatsApp. We have a unique and updated collection of Santa Banta jokes in Hindi or English as we know laughing is the best medicine for us. So, if are looking for the Santa Banta jokes in the world wide web, so right now you landed at a right place, find Santa Banta jokes at latestfunnyjokes.com

 

List of Santa Banta Jokes :

  • Santa ka bacha bimar ho gya..

 Wo bache ko doctor ke paas le gya…

Doctor : Bacha gandagi se bimar padha hai….

Bacche ko paani pilane se pehle usey ubaal lena…

Santa : Doctor sahab, ubaalne se baccha mar to nahi jayega..

  • Sadhu (santa se) : Tumhari Biwi Ko Chudel Chipak gai He

Jaldi ilaj karvao

Santa : baba, Agar do behne apas me mil rhi he to kya

Upay krna

  • Ek baar santa polish station ke baar wanted ka photo dekh kar soch

          Me pad gaya

       “sala wanted the to photo khichne k bad jane kyun diya”

  • Santa ne banta ko thppad mar diya..

Banta- “ye tune majak me mara ya sach me mara”

Santa-“sach me mara”

Banta :to thik he mukhe majak bilkul pasand nahi

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  • Santa (apni maa se): maa khush khbri he hum do me se teen ho gaye

Maa: badhai ho beta. Neta hua ya beti

Santa: na beta or na beti. Maine dushri shaadi kar li he

  • Santa (banta se): tum jante ho hamare pair me angutha kyun diya he?

Banta : nahi to ..!

Santa(banta se): kyunki hum per me chappal pehn sake isliye ….

  • Santa(banta se) : TU har sms 2 baar kyun bhejta he?
  • Banta(santa se): kyun kit u ek forward kr sake or ek apne pass rakhe

Is baar banta ne santa ki firkin leli

  • Santa(banta se) : tujhe pata he india me 1 aurat har 10 sec me 1 bacche k janm deti he

Banta (santa se) : ohk to me aa rah hu

Santa(banta se): kaha ja rha he bhai ans to bata

Banta(santa se): me wo aurat ko dhoondne ja rha hu jo ye kam krti he or use rokunga me india me waise ababdi abhut teji se bad rahi he

  • Santa ek bar galti se ladies toilet me gus gya

Sab ladies santo ko dekh kar khadi ho gayi or gabra gai

Santa:are bwtho betho bas dil me ijjat ho utna hi kaffi he aap beth sakte he

Sab ladied ne khub pita santa ko

  • Santa(banta se):chal bata jail ko hindi me havalat kyun bolte he?

Banta(santa se) : simple he yaar kyu ki waha hawa or laat doni khane ko milti he

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